Unfortunately, after some careful consideration, I have decided that in the current economic climate very few people will be able to afford the luxury of coffee. Instead may I introduce Plan B- You Being Me or as I refer to it Me being You.
As you can see from the diagram below, there is a very real demand for professional impersonators. Not of the BBC satire variety but really talented pros who can live your life for you without anyone batting an eyelid.
In modern society there is often a huge amount of pressure to “have it all”, you know the job, the family, the house, the friends, the wealth – all the really big “the”. With my new service, when it all gets too much I will come and live your life for you – and with time and without the resentment of knowing that I’m not being paid enough to deal with everything, I will get better at living your life than you.
Just think about it.
September 24, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Sometimes I think you’re using me as your “case study” for this business plan. Mainly when you wear your black and white polka dot shirt that’s like mine.