I didn’t spend much time researching this – my suspicions were immediately confirmed – most people prepare for a rubbish Christmas. Because lets face it enforced jollity is rubbish.
Other things which are rubbish include paper crowns – which only serve to empathize that while royalty flounce around in gold head wear, you have little more than paper to adorn your heads. Cracker jokes which highlight that as well as being poor, we’re also not funny. Music channels in December are also rubbish and consist only of charts like “All the Christmas number 1s of the past 273 years.”
